A Simple Request

Dear Cosmos,

I would like to formally submit a request to be preincarnated as a Native American circa the early 1600s for my next life. What is preincarnation you ask? Well, I made it up, though I am surprised you haven't figured this out for yourself. Let me explain. Preincarnation, as you may have guessed, is the reincaration of oneself in the past. Simple enough, right?

Assuming that Disney is an accurate depiction of what Native American life was like (and I know I accept their movies as animated documentaries), I think I'd be a perfect candidate. For instance, I have no problem looking to the spirits of my past ancestor's for guidance, the wind for direction, the willow trees for wisdom, or raccoons for unconditional love and comfort. And just like the Native American's of Pocahontas' day, I, too, sing about every thought and feeling I have and experience. So please consider my request.

MMMThank you.

Sincerely,

Fertile Star Dancer

PS It is possible that I have been spending way too much time, watching Youtube clips from old Disney movies. Yes, I am 23 years old, but they are still so good!